My mom hasn't been helping Frankie keep his blog going. So my brother and I are going to help Frankie keep up his blog.
Do you have a question for Frankie? Post your question in the comments and we'll make sure Frankie answers them. Plus we will take a lot more photos of Frankie. I took a good one of Frankie on the bed while my mom was sleeping but she says we can't use it because she's drooling. Should we post it anyway? My brother says yes.
This is 12. I forgot to mention that.
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I don't know how to make it show 12 instead of Birdie on who signs the posts. I have to ask my mom to fix that. She said I could do whatever I wanted with this blog I just can't use my real name. So I am going to redesign it because it looks too girly and Frankie is a man's pig.
Ok. I figured it out. This is 12 and Frankie says Hi to everyone.
"She said I could do whatever I wanted with this blog"
Oh mark my words, 12, she will rue the day!
Have a grand time messing around with this site. You will have a devoted gang of readers/followers in no time!
I personally can hardly *wait* for the posting of that picture. Maybe there's some way you can strategically crop it so she doesn't disown you forever? You know, like to the edge of, but just barely not including, the drool part??
Here's to Pig Power, and the Boys' Brains behind it!
Frankie! I'm SO glad you're writing again (how did you learn to do that, by the way -- it's very cool for a pig to be able to use a keyboard. I would think those cloven hooves might give you some problem with the caps lock key) because I have a big problem and I need your advice.
My family is going away soon for a whole entire MONTH! I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that's like a lot longer than a weekend. We visited the place they're going to take me for part of that time (is 12 days less or more than a week, Frankie? I'm so confused!) and (I know you will find this hard to believe, but it's true, I swear) they have CATS!!! What can I do, Frankie? Do you have any suggestions??
12, your Mom should show you how to use photoshop to de-droolify the picture. That would be very educational for you, right? Then you could post the picture and she wouldn't be mad.
I have a question for Frankie. How many candy bars would a human being have to eat in one day to become an honorary pig? Because you see, there was this box of fundraising chocolate that came into my house yesterday, and now it's all gone. I didn't get any!
This is a very manly (pigly? porky?) and studly blog now, Frankie! Nice new look.
Frankie, my question is this:
How do you maintain good porcine control over such a varied household of birds, dogs and people with numbers for names?
Welcome Back Frankie!
Mr. 12 sir - I second the suggestion about PhotoShop - though I think it might be most useful for adding MORE drool to 41's sleeping face... (Please don't tell her I said that. Shhhhh)
Mr. Frankie, please remind Mr. Max that Dogs have Masters while Cats have Staff. As it should be. And that his best hope during his privileged time with the Cats is to remember how that relationship works. Just to reinforce – in order of importance:
Cats,
Humans,
Dogs.
Jedd, if you don't want to be attacked by a wild hog, you'd better amend that importance list to read:
PIGS
Cats
humans
dogs
Grrrr.
I am not liking the sounds of this advice so far at ALL!!
I am printing out these questions to ask Frankie. I think he might eat the paper. Maybe that will help him think up the answers. He definitely thinks that Pigs are at the top of the list.
Frankie, Frankie! Guess what?! I don't have to stay with the cats after all!!! I'm so excited. My mom found someone else who has a dog that needs a pal to stay with sometimes, and I think I'm going to really like him! He's staying here with us now while his owners are away, and then I get to go sleepover at his house in a couple of weeks. So far it's very fun to have someone else to play with!
But, Frankie, there's one thing really weird about this dog. He doesn't seem too interested in eating! I figured out how to get into the room where he'd left a lot of his food last night, and mmmmmmm, midnight snack!
I've never heard of a dog that doesn't like to eat, have you? I mean it seems abnormal to me. Do you think he might be sick?
I think he's just a little scared about being away from his family, and our place is different from his, so I bet he just needs time to get used to it.
But until then, boy am I ever gonna be on the lookout for those leftovers!
But Frankie, where are BUNNIES on that list?!?!?!!!!!
(hint: anywhere will do, but the very top would be nice. Thank you.)
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