Oink! Whoops! I haven't been a good hog blogger. Birdie says I ruined her bottle of Be Kissable. But I say I made it better what with my addition of pig saliva and all. Everyone should smell like me.
Now pass the crackers. I'm hungry.
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Frankie! Frankie!!! Did ya get my e-mail a while back about the snacks?
See, I figured out where my person keeps them, and one day she left the door open, and boy oh boy did I ever (forgive the expression) pig out! (Urp)
OK, so I was a little uncomfortable for a few days afterwards, and she was kind of mad about the crackers, and the nuts, and the mess from the ripped up boxes and all, but hoo boy, was it ever WORTH it!
So, the way I see it is all we have to do is figure out how doorknobs work, and we'll have it made. Do you know if there are any places we could look on the internet to figure that out? Do they have books about how doorknobs work? "Doorknobs for Dummies", maybe?
Surely a smart pig like you, and a clever (and handsome!) dog like me can put our brains together and come up with something. Let me know if you have any ideas about this, OK?
Already drooling in anticipation,
Max
Oh you boys are just too silly!
Don't you realise if you smooch and love ***gently*** into your owner's legs she will be so beguiled by your cuteness and will cough up some sort of treat!
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