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Welcome to Frankie's Hog Blog!
My name is Frankie Bacon, and I live in New Mexico.
I'm a pot-bellied pig. Most people and pigs think I'm quite handsome.
Frankie's Favorite Books and Movies
- Chicken Little
- Winne the Pooh
- Olivia
- Dr. Dolittle
- Pigs in Heaven
- Babe
- Charlotte's Web
6 comments:
Oooooo, Frankie! She got you your very own blog!!! I guess she's not still mad at you about the Christmas tree incident then :-) Can't wait to hear what you've been getting up to. No matter what you have to say about your piggy goings-on, I predict that you will have a slew of loyal fans in no time. Welcome to blogging!!!
A Hog Blog! Just what this world needs!
Frankie, can we ask you questions that you can advise us on, like an advice column? First Question: My 18 yr old cat wants to eat about 12 times per day, about 3 bites per meal. She's too old to perceive that there's already food in her bowl. Should I feed her that much?
I sneak in and use Birdie's computer every time she is out delivering Avon. Yes, oink oink, I will do an Ask Frankie column here. Snort.
Got any snacks?
Ohhhh, advice from Frankie! great idea Bonnie!
I've got a good one:
Frankie, you say you're one hot porker. At our house we have a hot dog named Max who, like you, is in deep doo doo at the moment with me, his "owner" (but really, who owns who in such circumstances?) Last night when my attention was elsewhere, Max ripped apart a garbage bag and made off with about 5000 calories of discarded food (including wrapping materials which are nowhere to be found) So my question is this...should I feed him less for a few days to make up for it? I'm thinking his tummy should ache a little today, or that there would have been a bit of, uhm, regurgitation during the night, but so far he's not even showing remorse, let alone gastric distress. Also, what punishment, if any, would you suggest. My thought is that he was just busy being a dog, but I really do want to know if you think I should cut back on his rations for a few days.
Thanks, Frankie!
I'm still pondering Wandering Willow's question. This is a toughie. I will post my answer soon. After I have a snack. Or two. Maybe three.
I have another question for Ask Frankie, whenever he's up to do another column.
Frankie, How many potbelly pigs does it take to change a lightbulb? I hope you know the answer, 'cause I don't.
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